So about my Ex…
I like to make Facebook photos and statuses pinpointing very specific types of douches from Guidos to Wiggers to Hipsters. Some how, through some sort of slut magic, my ex has managed to find, and begin a relationship, with the only person I’ve ever known that covers all areas of douche.
Starting playing this again, goodbye world…
Hmmm… Go to work or keep riding a razor scooter around the kitchen screaming “YOUNG MONEY!” … I may quit my job
On False Advertising…
I noticed a advertisement outside of a church that I thought said, “Off the Hook Christianity,” but upon my approach I realized to my dismay it read, “Orthodox Christianity.” So close…